tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41836718597690199522011-11-27T15:29:21.495-08:00self-styled notesMarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06242650416401197088noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4183671859769019952.post-24442137571856206252008-10-31T05:45:00.000-07:002008-10-31T05:46:00.182-07:00Virginity like<br />bubble, one prick, all gone.<br /><br />Man who run in<br />front of car get tired.<br /><br />Man who run behind<br />car get exhausted.<br /><br />Man with hand in<br />pocket feel cocky all day.<br /><br />Foolish man give<br />wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright<br />organ.<br /><br />Man with one<br />chopstick go hungry.<br /><br />Man who scratch ass<br />should not bite fingernails.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4183671859769019952-2444213757185620625?l=uberic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06242650416401197088noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4183671859769019952.post-15520382749475082192008-10-21T05:44:00.000-07:002008-10-31T05:45:17.731-07:00One Easter my mate had commandeered his paretns house and proclaimed it a bachelor pad when they fooked off on holiday. ONe night, i took a rotter back there and foreplay commenced. Soon, her pants were round her ankles as she lay on the bed whilst I was administering hand relief. As I was feeling adventurous, i thought I'd see how many fingers I could get up there and lo and behold, 4 went in without any sort of squeeze. She was loving it...soon though, one of my mates burst in to take a photo. She wasn't impressed and dressed herself and left. About an hour later I returned to the room to find a foot long skidmark on the sheets. The point I ask myself everyday..was it that she literally crapped herself when the mate burst in, or was it because she was in the throws of ecstacy, that her bowels loosened...I like to think the latter...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4183671859769019952-1552038274947508219?l=uberic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06242650416401197088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4183671859769019952.post-6140894846435203902008-10-17T21:59:00.000-07:002008-10-31T05:44:17.939-07:00A London medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder.<br /><br />They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder.<br /><br />The response was gratifying; they got 3,879 responses one hour after the ad came out.<br />All from the same person.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4183671859769019952-614089484643520390?l=uberic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06242650416401197088noreply@blogger.com0